This year I plan to update this journal alot more.
My writing isn't half as good as it used to be when I was a proper 'writer'; largely down to the fact I don't actually 'write' anything anymore. The gift of witty prose has been squandered and can only be earned back through hard graft, etc, etc.
So this week I found myself in the increasingly unfamiliar surroundings of a film set
It's good to get out of the office once in a while and spend the whole day standing around a draughty warehouse drinking cheap coffee in South London.
The call time is 8am. And all are present by 10 past.
Turnover is delayed several hours due to screw-up subsequently christened 'SweaterGate'.
Our clients (an international healthcare company) specifically requested our actress wear the same sweater she wore in a test film last month. In true advertising agency style, this had been lost/sold on ebay/given to someone's Gran, over the festive period, leaving us with a re-wardrobing session.
Did I mention, we didn't have a wardrobe stylist on the day because we, err, had the wardrobe in hand?
Chris Palmer (film director, commercials director, production company owner and all-round King Midas) used to say, ’The thing that goes wrong on the shoot is never the thing you thought would be a problem’. He than goes on to qualify this sage-like statement; ‘Because if you think something is going to go wrong, you cover it.’
Unfortunately, no-one had considered the importance of a rather bland Debhanem’s Sweater, and here we were over 3 hours into a ten-hour day, still in wardrobe.
The producer was sent to Debenhams and instructed (in true scatter-gun approach) to buy every style of sweater in the same colour and hope we got the same one. He got close enough to prevent an on-set lynching (his own) and the shoot resumed and pasted off without further calamity.
Coffee was drunk, cigarettes smoked, HD tape shot, but the tension was tangible. Once something puts a shoot behind like that, calm is never completely restored.
Producers fret about the lost time, account directors worry about what lie they’ll make up as a cover story. And the rest of the crew have to work twice as hard before they can go down the pub, (or whatever it is film crews do when they’re not working).
For me, its just material, (if you’ll excuse the pun) , for my blog.
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